O.k. The following transcript was forwarded to me by an anonymous source. Apparently, it is a transcript of a celestial conversation between Satan and God, that took place quite recently!
Transcript can be found below the orange-squigley-thingy-or-fold, whatever you want to call it...(for our benefit, the source translated the transcript into English)
The source tells me that this transcript took place while God was seated at his heavenly desk after calling Satan to come see him!
(Transcript begins)
God: Ah, there you are!
Satan: What's happening, Bro?
God: I need to talk to you about your boy Rick Santorum!
Satan: My boy Rick Santorum?! What makes that fool my boy?
God: Well let's look here... by now Rick has violated paragraph 345, section 6 and I quote: "No living man or woman shall use the almighty to incite hate and fear through speech..."
Satan: Yeah, I heard about that! So?
God: Well, guess what, a violation of that paragraph guarantees entry to hell....so, that makes Ricky your boy, doesn't it?
Satan: OH, oh, O.k. I get it...yeah, if you put it that way, Rick Santorum is definitely my boy... and boy am I going to have fun with Rick, and there is going to be a lot of santo...
God: SPARE ME THE DETAILS...whatever you do in your neck of the woods is your business, not mine!
Satan: Alright bro, calm down... jeez...
God: Anyway, I'm going to have a memo drafted and emailed to our gatekeeper? Any objections?
Satan: Sounds A-O-K with me, bro, as long as I get cc'd on the memo!
God: Done!
Satan: Cool!
God: Good, now get back to hell, your sulphuric gas emanation is getting to me!
Satan: Yes, sir!
(Transcript ends)
